me, standing outside jj abrams’ home in the middle of the night, in the pouring rain, blasting 80s love songs on my huge jukebox: let poe dameron be gay
jj abrams, poking his head out of the window in an old timey sleeping cap and holding a plate with a candle on it, looking very confused: please stranger tis four a.m.
#you need to ask rian johnson jj abrams isnt directing another sw movie
me, amending my statement somewhat: mr abrams please tell rian johnson i said to let poe dameron be gay while i was standing outside your house holding this boombox
jj abrams, still confused and beginning to cry: jacob marley is that you