ARIES NYEH HEH HEH!

TAURUS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS…

GEMINI THEREFORE, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, ELECT TO GRANT YOU PITY!

CANCER YOU’RE BLUE NOW! THAT’S MY ATTACK!

LEO UNPARALLELED SPAGETTORE!

VIRGO OH NO, YOU’RE MEETING ALL OF MY STANDARDS!

LIBRA I’M SCREAMING VERY SLOWLY.

SCORPIO I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING.

SAGITTARIUS THERE ARE NO SKELETONS IN MY CLOSET! EXCEPT ME SOMETIMES.

CAPRICORN I WISH I HAD EIGHT LEGS…SO I COULD WEAR FOUR PAIRS OF HOTPANTS.

AQUARIUS THAT’S THE TRASH CAN. FEEL FREE TO VISIT IT ANY TIME.

PISCES WOWIE! YOU DIDN’T DO A VIOLENCE!