Aries the inability to fight off the fuckboys

Taurus eating all the food in your house

Gemini being a shitty ass driver

Cancer being a shitty ass pedestrian

Leo everything bad always happens to you???

Virgo clumsy af

Libra extreme perfectionism

Scorpio APATHY.

Sagittarius lack of time to do shit

Capricorn EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE

Aquarius everything u touch dies

Pisces SLEEPING THROUGH 2/3 OF YOUR LIFE