Aries Is there a HR department I can report you to?

Taurus Sorry for talking about my ass so much.

Gemini I don't think people to think we're dating or anything.

Cancer You're the only one who can save this case and my bladder!

Leo I don't mind playing second banana.

Virgo Rarw My ass!

Libra What?! You know I care about sexism things!

Scorpio You do seem to be great with your hands.

Sagittarius We've really slept together a lot these past few months.

Capricorn Don't do anything gay!

Aquarius So, where do you keep the goods, under the futon?

Pisces Don't tell me this... HARD LIQUOR?!