Aries swearing profusely, throwing their controller at the TV when they lose

Taurus are actually really good but their fingers keep getting stuck to the controller from the food they were eating before

Gemini talking themselves through the entire thing

Cancer beating levels 1-4, then getting stuck on level 5 and never picking up the game again

Leo boasting to everyone how good they are and then dying in 2 seconds

Virgo instead of fighting enemies, they run away from them and try to find a place to hide

Libra pushing random buttons and hoping for the best

Scorpio yelling angrily at all the characters on the screen and crying with delight every time they kill someone

Sagittarius finding the easiest way/lowest common denominator to advance to the next level

Capricorn trying to get every little coin and a 100% perfect score before advancing to the next level

Aquarius like a BO$$. No other words needed.

Pisces not achieving any of the missions just exploring everything and getting to know the game universe