Me Wow, I'm home alone.

Me *In the shower* THE PHAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS THERE

Me *Into a hairbrush* YOU'RE GONNA BE POPUUULAAR

Me *Running around the house* TEN MINUTES AGO I SAW YOU

Me *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IT'S A DANGEROUS GAAAAAAAME

Me *Making microwave popcorn* I DREAMED A DREAM IN TIME GONE BYYYYYY

Family *comes home*

Me *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*