it’s so much harder to hate a character when you ask yourself “but what would the warden commander think?”

because u can bet ur precious ass that the warden commander would shower them with gifts for no other reason than you mentioned this thing once so i got it for you nbd nbd also here are a dozen other things that made me think of you and i thought you’d like them do you like them? here have ten

the character could literally attempt to murder the warden commander, and nine times out of ten warcomm would still punch anyone who dared suggest they weren’t a valued member of the warcomm’s team straight into next week.

the warden commander would unlock their tragic backstory in a week, tops, and defend them to the grave knowing all of their flaws and foibles

what would the warden commander think?

it’s probably time to reexamine that hate