dear dragonborn,
so i heard ur pretty good at this dragon killing thing up there in tamriel, and that is pretty cool i salute u.
PLEASE come down here in thedas to help me out there are so many dragons i dont know what to do i have so much shit to get done and these fucking dragons oh my creators its not okay please come i’ll give you their bones i heard u like that to make armor
sincerely,
inquisitor