INTP: geek

ENTP: geek with social skills.

INTJ: your local geek with a superiority complex

ISTJ: would fuck a map.

INFJ: probably crying over the state of the world;

INFP: cries over Finding Nemo.

ESTP: human personification of an eyebrow waggle

ESFJ: the peppy head cheerleader from any teen movie

ISFJ: out doing The Right Thing ™

ISTP: cool skater dude

ESFP: the one who brought the booze.  and the pot.  and the coke?

ENFJ: don’t fuck with mother hen

ISFP: your town’s local drug dealer with the cool hair

ESTJ: half of the couple fighting in ikea

ENFP: like tiny hedgehogs: adorable and fun, but don’t piss them off.

ENTJ: if a nuclear bomb had a human face.