true as fuck zodiac
- aries: literally a soulless robot
- taurus: cute ass nerd
- gemini: eyeless but cool as shit
- cancer: fucking chill
- leo: cats everywhere
- virgo: killer style, gay as hell
- libra: fucking licks everything
- scorpio: what a bitch
- sagittarius: sweaty minotaur porn
- capricorn: creepy as fuck, also high and a juggalo
- aquarius: fucking trash loser
- pisces: bubbly fishy goddess