pls imagine if the warden also went to the orlesian ball

when theyre announced it’s like “lord tabris, hero of ferelden, commander of the grey wardens of ferelden, general of king alistair’s armies, arl of amaranthine, teyrn of gwaren, founder of the silver order, cousin to the arlessa of the denerim alienage, and breaker of chains and mother of dragons”

and then the warden spends the whole time talking about how their dog is just the fuckin coolest