Modern AU where Kirkwall is a mall. Hawke and gang are trouble making high school kids, and the templars are mall cops. Meredith is the head of security who takes her job way too seriously, and rides around on a segway.
meredith on a segway I cANNOT
Just imagine her, steel faced, looking straigh ahead and going only two miles an hour.
Cullen is behind her like “Why did I take this job?”