throh:

ok but like let’s look at this mathematically

let’s assume that “short” is less than half of the life expectancy of the average white male, which is about 75 years, so we’ll make a “short” life last for about 35 years

now, to keep this legal, we’ll assume that the short-lived gay man in question remained sexually abstinent until the age of 18. this leaves only 17 years for accumulation of sexual partners. that’s about 6205 days, give or take. in order or him to have 20,000 partners before he died, he’d need to have about 1176 partners per year, or just under 100 per month. that means that he would need to either need to have a foursome (himself + three men if that isn’t clear), a threesome and an individual encounter, or three individual encounters per day for every single day from his 18th birthday onward if he wanted to reach 20,000 by his death.

now, to put the impossibility of this into perspective, this politician claims 20,000 partners, not 20,000 instances of sexual activity, which demands that each partner be 100% new, no repeats. for reference, the estimated adult lgbt population in nebraska is just under 40,000, most likely not counting closeted individuals. assume that about half of this number is women and nonbinary individuals (all of whom are not interested in men), and the other half is men who are interested in men. the men are all allosexual and are all interested in our Short Lived Gay Male.

this means that our gay man has to fuck his way through the entire gay male population of nebraska, including time set aside for traveling, eating, and sleeping, over the course of 17 years. no job to speak of, no friends, no family, just nonstop fucking, three men a day every day, until he dies

the fantasies conservatives cook up are fucking wild