ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
THERE ARE ELVES FOR THE THROWING
AND FADE RIFTS A-GLOWING
WHEN DEMONS ARE NEEAAAR
ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIIIIIME
OF THE YEAAAAAAR
THERE’LL BE ORLEASIAN PARTIES FOR HOSTING
AND TEMPLARS FOR ROASTING
AND MOUNTAIN PATHS COVERED IN SNOW
WE’LL HEAR VARRIC’S OLD STORIES
AND TALES OF HAWKES GLORIES AS CHAMPION LONG, LONG AGO