princessstabbity:

Screams over the detail of his face until I pass out.

petitrequin:

i really REALLY like forehead touches ok………….

bi-zombie:

queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

#when i’m drunk i skip 1 and 2#only the strong survive

chippytune:

Romancing Iron Bull as a male qunari Inquisitor like

princessstabbity:

He knows his father was a good man. I thought you deserved that much.

spicyshimmy:

hey bioware for the next dragon age please consider

• tevinter
• antiva
• rivain
• anywhere but the hinterlands

harellan:

You have a plan to get us back, I hope.

bottomquarks:

Freshman year:

Senior year:

reve-stogers:

“Hi welcome to Musical Addicts Anonymous. What’s your story?”

“Hello! My name is Elder Price. And I would like to—”

“God fucking dammit not again”

theguywiththelokitattoo:

When you are really into musicals and none of your friends are…

hawke-vas-normandy:

materassassino:

felitomkinson:

[whispers] hey ubisoft

hey

u know what would be infinitely more interesting and refreshing than a dude saving the ladies from jack the ripper in victorian london

a lady saving the ladies from jack the ripper in victorian london

*whispers* but ubisoft doesn’t know how to animate women

but I’m sure they can animate the ones that are getting brutally murdered