arbitrarycodeexecution:

yes yes, i, too, love tumblr’s favorite actors. misha collins, david tennant, and *looks at smudged ink on hand* benedict cumberbatch

highly-functioningfangirl:

billboard-charts:

i can’t believe i fell for it

THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST ONE I HAVE EVER SEEN

friskiestwerefox:

I have such a weakness for characters who act all stoic and cool but would get so flustered if their partner just kissed them on the cheek

denchgang:

this is the most punchable face ive ever seen who the fuck is this arctic monkeys coverband wasteman 

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

psijii-deactivated20151030:

Alistair meets Blackwall

marty-mc:

I want to make him proud. The perfect mage, perfect body, perfect mind. Anything to make him happy. Anything.

queenrhaenyra:

→ So stand and fight.

bartofdarkness:

straight people: sexuality shouldn’t matter. who cares who’s straight and who isn’t? why do you want more queer characters? it shouldn’t matter. sexuality doesn’t matter. everyone should be straight cause it shouldn’t matter.

dagna:

i am more than this. i am more than what justinia made me. i almost lost myself.

mass-screencap-effect:

Presidium Commons

chimis-changa:

Bonus: Proud papa Joel:

pengurin:

ivyaura:

why do white people get so butthurt over white people jokes

like idc i find them hilarious because they’re so REAL i think mustard is spicy, my mom is a pinterest person, my brothers wear basketball shorts and nike socks

like who cares we’re not being hurt by people saying this i have yet to be shot for drinking starbucks. white people are whiny as fuck and i am sorry

where the lie tho