If no one has told you they love you today, I’m stopping by your dash to remind you that you are loved. You are wanted. You have value, and I want you to stay with us another day.
a Russian tailor guilted me into eating this inexplicably lobster themed candy named, simply, CRABS. after that she handed me a pear flavored candy with a scary little face on it. I peeled off the wrapper but the face part of it stuck onto the actual candy and wouldn’t allow itself to be ripped off but I was too nervous to not put it in my mouth. I discreetly spat it out into a napkin later and was horrified to discover the face was gone and now is inside of me
Also that’s not tablecloth it’s sweatpants material I didn’t have a surface so I flexed my inner thigh and quickly took pictures
you didn’t give the most important detail. what did it taste like?
original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men
facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on”
new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all.
