Aries: i dont even know what im eating for dinner
Taurus: being an adult it hard idk
Gemini: what.
Cancer: Ill live that long?
Leo: I have no clue what im doing with my life
Virgo: im a mess
Libra: taking a damn nap thats what ill be doing
Scorpio: Married with one kid and a hot spouse and a respectful job and retirement plan.
Sagittarius: where are my socks
Capricorn: lol
Aquarius: help me
Pisces: i haven't showered in a week