Aries: 'im going to fucking fight that' (can apply to a person, an ideology or an inanimate object) Taurus: something rude, most likely; or complaining about their love life Gemini: has like 16000 different trains of thought going on in there jfc guys Cancer: getting sentimental or low-key judging somebody, depending Leo: something really fucking gay or really fucking salty Virgo: 'i look flawless'; also tends to think about sex way more often than the name implies Libra: a funny story they're about to recount or 'this'll make an excellent selfie opportunity' Scorpio: contemplating some Deep Shit like a brooding hipster nerd Sagittarius: either nerding out very articulately or (that one gibberish iggy azalea rap verse) there isn't any middle ground there Capricorn: comes up with cool one-liners a beat too late; says a meme instead Aquarius: same as gemini except they absolutely need someone to run over with all 16000 trains of thought Pisces: 'i need a drink'; 'why is this happening to me' and variations thereof
