[insp]
I’m coming apart at the seams,·
Pitching myself for leads in other people’s dreams.·
Now buzz, buzz, buzz.
Doc, there’s a hole where something was,·
Doc, there’s a hole where something was.
I just paused aND THIS IS JUST AFTER HE LAUGHED AT FORD BEING HIS BACKSCRATCHER HE’S SO SALTY ABOUT HIM REFUSING TO JOIN HIM FOR REAL
do you ever find an author/artist who just interprets ur fave characters so good and it’s just
Bill has friends
Eye doctor: “one…*switches lenses*..or two? Choose which is better…one….*switches lens again*..or two”
Me: *sweats nervously*
BRUHHHH
me: o-one?
eye doctor: are you sure?
me: “labored breathing* YES
eye doctor: Let’s try again; one *switches lenses* or two?
me: two??
eye doctor: are you s
eye doctor: one or two?
me: just fuck me up