Aries: A buddy of mine saw Kylo Ren take his shirt off in the shower, and he said that Kylo Ren had an eight-pack. Taurus: I don't know, but can you stop yelling at me? You're starting to STRESS ME OUT. Gemini: Hearing that Zack lost his son really struck a nerve with me. Especially since I'm the one that killed him. Cancer: *looking at the teamwork poster* this really means something to me now. Leo: What do you guys think of Kylo Ren? Do you believe him when he says he's gonna finish what Darth Vader started? Virgo: Yes. Exactly. EXACTLY. Libra: Hi, I'm Matt. I'm a radar technician. Scorpio: I really learned a lot today. I think people are going to love the new me. Sagittarius: *defending light saber* No it's not, it's awesome. Capricorn: Jerkface. Aquarius: Look, I found Kylo Ren's light saber. *close* Look at it up close! Pisces: *force choking the stormtrooper*
I sometimes have to pay for water, but with a phone and some wifi, I get to read whole novels about my favorite characters for exactly zero additional dollars
How goddamn rad is that
all the love to the fanfic authors who make this possible, y'all are the best
