When Your Host Chooses To Side With You Just Right
When Your Host Chooses To Side With You Just Right
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Okay, but real talk though after I saw “Zootopia”.
Gazelle’s shirtless and beefcake tiger backup dancers wearing those slashed-and-sequined leather shorts are probably the hottest animal dudes I’ve seen since Adult Simba from “The Lion King”. Like damn, they’re even serving some Blue Steel face and Magic Mike dance moves realness.
And this is coming from a guy who also has a massive crush on a SENTIENT ALIEN TREE from “Guardians of the Galaxy”.
i’ve been looking forward to this gifset
ok wait aRE THEY WEARING GLITTERY UNDERWEAR?
OK THAT’S THE LAST STRAW I’M KINKSHAMING DISNEY. NEVERY DID I THINK THT DISNEY OF ALL THINGS WOULD BE SOMETHING I’D HAVE TO KINKSHAME. FUCKING DISNEY. THEY KNOWS WHHAT THEY’RE DOING THEY KNOW THEY’RE MAKIN PEOPLE FURFUCKERS THROUGH A KIDS MOVIE AND THEY KNOW IT THEY PUT BARA TIGERS ININ NOTHING BUT TIGHT SPARKLY UNDERWAER AND GLITTER IN THEIR FUR AND MAKE THEM DANCE SUGGESTIVELY I’M SO DONE I’M BECOMING A CHRISTIAN MUM