Says they'll get shit done then naps for four hours: Pisces, Cancer, Taurus, Scorpio Actually gets shit done: Aries, Virgo, Capricorn, Leo Has no intention of getting shit done: Sagittarius, Libra, Aquarius, Gemini
Draco: *walks up with confidence* Draco: Potter! Harry: what now, Malfoy? Draco: i have come up with yet another challenge to completely humiliate you in front of your stupid friends! Harry: *sighs* Draco: *snaps and holds out his hand to Blaise without breaking eye contact with Harry* Blaise: *rolls his eyes and hands Draco a galleon* Draco: heads, i win. tails, you lose. Harry: wait, wha- Draco: *elbows Blaise* Blaise: *looks at his palm* winner gets bragging rights. loser has to kiss the winner. Draco: ooooooooohhhh man, Blaise! that's harsh! how'd you come up with that?! hahahaha! ok i'm in. Blaise: Harry: Draco: everyone else: Harry: but- Draco: sCARED POTTER?!?!????
Alex Hirsch said that Bill Cipher is not the cause of the weirdness in Gravity Falls and that it would be the way it is with or without him. However, it’s weirdness is what attracts Bill to the town and why he likes it so much.
Bill: *is floating past in all the dimensions* *sees a fucking manotaur* ey yo holy shit that is where I want to be AT
what I say: I’m fine… what I mean: why did mike wazowski say ‘you’ve been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal’ to sulley in monsters inc, but they actually met in college at monsters university, which was many years after he claimed it in the first film?
character: says "I like bread" that one time fandom: character has an obsession with bread. bread is character's true love. draws character as bread. every meta joke in fanfic is about bread. the character's room is wallpapered with bread
