why do “daddy doms” always write their about me like “welcome to my own private corner of the internet where all my most private and depraved fantasies will be explored. You’re not ready for the sick playground that is my mind”
like calm down mate it’s just a porn blog it’s 50 pages of boring blowjob gifs and b+w photos of thin white girls bending over
Everyone: Andraste gave you that mark on your hand! You’re her Herald, a miracle sent by the Maker to aid us! Lavellan: I am Dalish so I do not believe this. Cassandra: Can’t you find room in your pantheon for one more god? Lavellan: Since the entire point of the Maker is that he’s the one and only god, I don’t think the compatibility issues rest on my end. Josephine: The people want to know what Andraste said to you in the Fade. Lavellan: I did not see Andraste in the Fade. Sera: But you have to believe in the Maker since you’re the Herald of Andraste! Lavellan: I have literally never agreed with that title or anything it implies. Trespasser: So about your entire belief system- Lavellan: PLeASe fUCk oFF
We all have that “The One That Got Away” fanfic- you’ve read it and absolutely loved it, but you could never find it again. And after looking for the longest time you begin to think that maybe you dreamed it
