animmalcrossing:

airport staff: sir, do you have anything to declare today?

me: *starts sweating* uh no.. *trips and falls* *hundreds of Kinder surprise eggs roll out of my pockets, jacket and briefcase*

airport staff: GET ON THE GROUND NOW

me: but i am

*armed guards swarm round and pin me down*

armed guards: WHAT’S IN THE EGGS?

me: i dont know its a surprise!! 

spasticbirdie:

sex-ferguson:

tastefullyoffensive:

Me waiting for the pizza delivery guy.

pls look at this: Hogwarts!AU Ford with an owl as a Patronus

lesbiansabe:

tfw u just fought a dragon but ur cassandra allegra portia calogera filomena pentaghast

My room looks aesthetic once in 10 years

sinfiles:

My first ever 8track playlist dedicated to a ship

I might put more in as time goes on, but so far, there is 16 tracks. There a few artist such as Jonathon Coulton, Hasley, Miike Snow, and more.

deer-roman:

стилл щиттинг майселф виз ЮРИСТЫ

алсо аниме немного кал получилось))(особенно опенинг пожаЛУЙСТА СЛИШКОМ GAY)

punkdun:

when people tell you about their weird kinks 

kelpls:

Trying not to get too caught up with quality control on this blog so here are some doodles from the past month or so!

2087:

http://nttbj.itp.ne.jp/0292472255/index.html

20aliens:

untitled
by patrickjoust

crowske:

why is the pines family so Cute

problematic-queen:

me