cocoabrownbeauty:

sapphiredoves:

I’m a lesbian and somehow I manage to walk down the street and not ogle women I find attractive, or cat call or degrade them, or touch them without permission, or interrupt their daily lives, it’s almost as if I’m treating them like human beings despite my attraction to them. What an insane concept.

shocking really

copyandfishpaste:

punkshep:

have yall ever thought about the fact that morrigan is basically shrek but hotter

how do you delete other people’s blogs

matvrity:

kerenvaisblay:

inkskinned:

when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like “such form! this level of coloring! why i haven’t seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk… it seems she’s made … a monochrome pink canvas…. i haven’t seen this attempted since winter 1932… and i gotta say, jeff, it’s absolutely splendid”  and she’d fall back giggling. at the end of every night she’d check with me: “did you really like it?” and i’d say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in.

she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. 

“thank you,” it said, “to somebody who saw the best in me.”

I just cried.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

stanchez-sloppy-seconds:

“Who-who knew dressing in a-a nice suit was all it took to let riffraff like you into a high class party like this, eh Pines?” 

“Heh, says the man who used my nieces’ craft scissors to turn his lab coat into a tailcoat last minute, and is drinking Zarkonian champagne from a red plastic cup.” 

“Hey! A-all-all have you know this cup is wor-worth at least five grapples.”

velocesmells:

I’m late to the tftbl party but I kind of felt like drawing rhys and jack as kids?? for some reason

irlmoth:

tall girls bending down to kiss short girls is what makes the sun rise in the morning

toshio-the-starman:

robotsandfrippary:

habitualrogue:

That can’t be a good sign

welcome to toon town.

WAS THAT FIRST COMMENT A PUN?!

erase–myself:

You need to sleep with Morrigan.

casentine:

little bill!ford doodle from late last night

jennymstead:

I have this obnoxious head canon that Ford acted just like Star Lord during those 30 years in the Multiverse….. all the way down to people not really hearing of him before despite the bounty on his head.

StarFord…. it’s got a nice ring to it LOL!

humlors:

MAKEUP TEST FOR FORD

HONESTLY I’M VERY HAPPY WITH HOW THUS TURNED OUT