Capt. Joseph Korso & Cale Tucker
@dereineschwarzerabeArschgeige - assviolin - a heavy insult
Fußhupe - foot horn - a small dog
Egal wie dicht du bist, Göthe war Dichter. - No matter how drunk you are, Goethe was a poet - Pun: “dichter” also translates to “more drunk”
fuchsteufelswild - foxdevilswild - really angry
Nacktschnecke - Naked snail - slug
Glühwürmchen - glow wormies - fireflies
Streichholz - stroking wood - match
Schadenfreude - damage happiness - the pleasure you feel when others suffer
Fahne - flag - breath smelling of alcohol
Kummerspeck - misery bacon - the fat you gain through comfort food
Glückspilz - luck mushroom - a person that has a lot of luck
Scherzkeks - joke biscuit - hoaxer
Fernweh - far away-ache - the desire to go somewhere far away
Gänseblümchen - goose floret - daisy
Flachwichser - flat wanker - a heavy insult
Flugzeug - fly thing - airplane
Wasserschildkröte - water shield toad - turtle
Ich fress einen Besen! - I will devour a broom! - exclamation of incredulousness
Vollpfosten - full pole - a heavy insult
Handschuhschneeballwerfer - glove snowball thrower - basically an anon troll
Flachzange - flat pliers - a heavy insult
Someday you will look back at all the progress you’ve made and be so glad you didn’t give up when you felt like that was your only option.
themysteryoftheunknownuniverse:
I like how Alex isn’t taking crap anymore on his Twitter