Eurovision before the voting starts: Hello Europe! :) We're all one big happy family! :) I love you all!! :) :) :) Eurovision after the voting starts: I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL WAGE WAR ON YOUR STUPID COUNTRY AND FIGHT YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY I NEVER LIKED YOU YOUR FOOD SMELLS BAD AND I STILL HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN THAT TIME YOU INVADED US IN THE 11TH CENTURY
psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw one ‘fuck’ in for every three words that leave my mouth it’s shocking
