carterbluteyker:

thomassandersbuttblog:

That Awkward Moment Trying to Cross 🚘

HOLY SHIT, I SPAT MY COFFEE ALL OVER MY LAPTOP

princeowl:

*looks at a straight couple* so which one of you is the onceler and which one of you is the onceler 

kalgalen:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

hagridsassistant:

a gentle reminder to myself (& to all of you) that spending time resting & sleeping is not wasted time

weloveshortvideos:

Creed gets comfy

heroofferelden:

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

thatsthat24:

Gay, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, ay

connorkawaii:

vidick:

having legitimate crushes on fictional characters

actually blushing when you see pictures of them 

companyrhys:

present day rhys appreciation post

little-otp-things:

• who worries about what they will look like when they are older?
• who hogs the blanket?
• who eats the others uneaten pizza crusts?
• who is more likely to cry over a sad book or movie?
• who talks smack while playing video games?
• who sings along with the radio?
• who would enter them both into a talent show?
• who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire while cooking?
• who would throw the other into a pool?
• who shops for groceries?
• who kills the spiders?
• who is the morning/night person?
• whO PROPOSES?

raincitykittyy:

sensualcinderella:

tootricky:

Buttercream piping techniques (source)

Okay I was looking at this so long my phone nearly turned off. I think that’s a sign to reblog even if I run a porn blog

It’s so satisfying to watch this

enjchiladas:

phantomdoodler:

canadiananimatorguy:

Write out the name Donkey Kong but replace the “D” in Donkey with the first consonant of your first name and replace the “K” in Kong with the first consonant of your last name. That is your official DK Crew name.

I have been personally victimized by this post.  It was written just to spite me.  Just to rustle my jimmies.  Just to call me Monkey Dong.

At least you’re not Lonkey Bong dude

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

thebeachthing:

I’m down