rosewaterhag:

“The years are long…”

Dishonored 2

probablyfakeblonde:

Contrary to popular belief, Dominator insists she had zero fun with Sylvia

tumdrake:

…….when will anything go as hard as ‘everytime we touch’ by cascada……such a bop…..changed a nation…..beatles who??? 

marco-and-star:

Promo of the second season!!

folkmessiah:

getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent

owner-of-wendys:

It’s a problem unique to animation that drives me insane. Studios think the characters are the star, but it’s really the people who made the characters. It’s their sense of humor, their timing their artistic sense that people fall in love with.

No one would ever dream of forming a band and calling it “the Beatles.” You might own the name, you can put them in mop top wigs, but without the original people everyone knows it just won’t be the same.

agent-maine:

bitter old men

lord-muddle:

He’s got an awesome hood and hes red and black and hes super mysterious and strong so everyone’s super scared of him.  He also turns into a wraith and stuff so he basically cant die. Basically he’s the best thing ever and if you steal him I’ll destroy you

theruddybibliophile:

-How are you
-How’s your day going so far
-Uh
-What’d you have for breakfast
-Was it satisfying

everygayskeletondancemoment:

“can i borrow ur phone”
“yea ok just hang on a sec”

golden-vampire:

I heard Joseph Joestar used to be shredded, that he used to have a six pack

cheatcommandos:

the reason this generation is so fucked up is that it was unconditionally uncool to wear your backpack over both shoulders so we’re all dealing with the physical and psychological repercussions of 12 years of that

the-woman-of-belgravia:

wine-emoji:

this reminds of when harry asked mcgonagall to sign his permission slip to go to hogsmeade and now i can’t stop laughing

you mean this isn’t exactly how it happened?

thehistorychannel:

reaper players be like