prince-genji:

Pros of playing as Emily:

• You get to be Emily Kaldwin
  
• You get to stare at Corvo Attano
  

Pros of playing as Corvo:

• You get to be Corvo Attano
  
• You get to stare at Emily Kaldwin
  

gaminginsanity:

E3 2016

floozys:

i can’t believe that shrek started out as a film making fun of disney’s capitalistic crap and then three sequels, two holiday specials, one spinoff, one musical and unlimited amount of merch later became the very thing that inspired it’s originally satirical existence… you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

fartgallery:

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

nexya:

50 shades of grey except instead of mr grey it’s Sony fucking you at E3 2016

reconguista:

Sony: What if we showed games at e3

Microsoft:

ponett:

okay i got distracted by spidey but listen i’m so glad the first thing kojima did as an independent creator is show us cgi norman reedus butt ass naked on a beach surrounded by dead fish

66point6:

e3

niiyora:

you don’t even have to make shit up I mean

Microsoft

Sony

superstimpak:

one trailer after another

bisexualpercival:

DID SONY BRING A FUCKING ORCHESTRA??? WAY TO FUCKING ONE UP EVERYONE