b0nk3rz:

darkseid-of-the-moon:

When your friend dumb AF but you’re used to it.

LOLL

sweatyseb:

I’m so….FUCKIN hype for autumn……I’m so fcuking ready…..I can already smell the dead leaves and feel the cold wind and see the pumpkins on my windowsill like…….the little ones the mini ones y'all know what I’m talking about…I can’t wait to walk outside and not immediately drown in my own underboob sweat….I can already smell the hot chocolate

frappuccinio:
“ agrifuture:
“ scotty confirmed sjw
”
call me out scotty
”

frappuccinio:

agrifuture:

scotty confirmed sjw

call me out scotty

the-okay-wall-of-china:

Which crystal gem body type is closest to yours? 

tagged: +i guess garnet 

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“I’ll make you moan, over”

“bend over”
“bend what? over”

jeffreythompson:
“Here’s my submission from this past weekends “farewell to the falls” show at Gravity Nucleus. Prints are available in store at Gallery Nucleus, I’m not sure when or if they will be offered in their online shop.
”

jeffreythompson:

Here’s my submission from this past weekends “farewell to the falls” show at Gravity Nucleus. Prints are available in store at Gallery Nucleus,  I’m not sure when or if they will be offered in their online shop

tagged: +gravity falls 

annakomnene:

Fuck you for a goddamn minute if you ever think that beautiful majestic Harry Potter, a survivor of child abuse, who had guardians who told him every single fucking day that they didn’t want him, who, despite all of that awfulness, only became kinder and more caring towards everyone around him, who literally loved the fucking world out of ending, would ever tell his son he didn’t want him. Would ever even think it. Fuuuuuuccckkkkkkk Yooouuuuuuuuu. Fuck you so fucking much, oh my fucking god.

spaceweasley:

JKR: *writes 300 pages of gay fiction*

JKR in the last chapter: also how gr8 that everyone is straight doe LOL,, nic e 

what she says: im fine
what she means: scorpius and rose being together is the biggest load of heteronormative bullshit i have ever seen in all my years on this God forsaken planet and i will not stand for it. its so clear in the beginning that rose cares for no one but herself, and especially dislikes scorpius - scorpius, who imagined albus when surrounded by dementors trying to get him back. scorpius, who was heartbroken when albus said they couldn't hang out anymore. scorpius, whose only friend was albus and felt a pang of jealousy when watching him talk to a girl he had just met. the very thought that scorpius had a crush on rose, even after her mistreatment, is outrageous and the fact that she actually said yes to him is ridiculous
ecuyerq asked: could you draw slav reaper slav squatting
tagged: +SPASIBO  +overwatch