albus: i cant live without you albus: youre my happiness scorpius: i asked out your cousin albus: scorpius: albus: scorpius: albus: smilin thru the pain
You: “Everybody shut up.” *picks up phone* “Hey mum.”
Friend 1: “HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!”
Friend 2: “come back to bed”
Friend 3: *various sex noises*
Friend 4: “tell her i said hi”
Friend 5: “Aye! Pass the weed”
Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: “PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON”