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celticpyro:

eeli-ah:

I think my microwave is trying to sell me drugs 

“I’d like to report a weed,”

the signs as things that i’ve seen artists write in place of hanzo’s dragon tattoo:

jesseshimada:

aries: haha no

taurus: i tried and it failed

gemini: sorry

cancer: when u try ur best

leo: HAHAHAHAHAHA

virgo: someday i will

libra: tattoo

scorpio: thisisobviouslydetailed

sagittarius: i cry

capricorn: fuck

aquarius: i literally cant

pisces: noooooooooooo

tagged: +I tried and I failed 
She’s a Deadly Queen

tait-is-not-a-vampire:

Sandwiches, wedding ring
Picnic and a murder scheme
Guaranteed to blow your mind
11pm bedtime

tagged: +jojoba 

strategichomelanddivision:

JOURNEY; developed by thatgamecompany

You wake alone and surrounded by miles of burning, sprawling desert, and soon discover the looming mountaintop which is your goal.

Faced with rolling sand dunes, age-old ruins, caves and howling winds, your passage will not be an easy one. The goal is to get to the mountaintop, but the experience is discovering who you are, what this place is, and what is your purpose.

tagged: +journey 

pastelgods:

Reblog/like with your patronus and house in the tags

tagged: +slytherin  +vulture 

nikifohrov:

She’s a killer queen.
Gunpowder, gelatine.
Dynamite with a laser beam.
Guaranteed to blow your mind.
Anytime.

tagged: +jojoba  +guaranteed to blow ur mind  +anytime