sayyoprayers:

it wil: 

.make you gay

.endanger you

.scare your parents and loved ones

.make you spend $8 on a fucking marker

catvwoman:

overwatch halloween-themed skins ► “vampire” symmetra 👹

disneyismyescape:

kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”

junk-watch:

”Embrace tranquillity.”
Credit: Animation by Ardy

princecanary:

“Honey, our fridge is doing that thing again!”

ohmygoku:

also bioware pls stop putting all your vital lore info into books and comics and dlcs like, stop advancing your plot through extra content, put it in the game, the GAME bioware. BIOWARE YOUR GAME.

leominimus:

radycat:

chefpyro:

saw this new highlight intro and immediately dropped everything to make this

jadefyre:

technicallity:

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals

reginaoflocksley:

The story that I want to tell you cannot be found in a book. They say that the history of the west was written from the saddle of a horse, but it’s never been told from the heart of one. Not till now.

inccption:

Let the terror begin.