lauriestrode:

If you can wait 'til I get home
Then I swear we can make this last

mom: you know he's old enough to be your father
me: the father of my children
mom: what
me:
me: what
backstabbingswhatimbestat:
“ I don’t know who made this, kudos to them though.
”

backstabbingswhatimbestat:

I don’t know who made this, kudos to them though.

doctorkate:
“ climb-mounteverett:
“ who-am-i-blog:
“ Best exit in the history of ever.
”
but what about
”
oh shit.
there should be a dramatic-exit contest between Myrtle and Malloy
”

doctorkate:

climb-mounteverett:

who-am-i-blog:

Best exit in the history of ever.

but what about

oh shit.

there should be a dramatic-exit contest between Myrtle and Malloy