People: So what did you do this weekend?
Me: I accidentally joined a cult.
unholymeg:
“ nupersatural:
“ vibrant-oxymoron:
“ I made us a poster.
”
I’m tweeting this to Misha.
”
I just found my new lock screen
”

unholymeg:

nupersatural:

vibrant-oxymoron:

I made us a poster.

I’m tweeting this to Misha.

I just found my new lock screen

Me: I should check on my Facebook. I haven't in about a year.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: LOL NOPE.
grippedfromperdition:
“ omg. why is this so perfect?
”

grippedfromperdition:

omg. why is this so perfect?

girlargueswithtree:
“ geniuscat:
“ She’s like a black sausage with arms.
”
screams internally
”

girlargueswithtree:

geniuscat:

She’s like a black sausage with arms.

screams internally