when will people stop…..shipping real life humans. with other real life humans. and coming up with “””””headcanon”””” for these actual people…..and when will they stop writing fanfiction about - and i cannot stress this enough - real people who are alive and out in the world partaking in their own existence as a person who is not fictional, not pliable according to your imagination, not an imaginary vessel for you to toy around with like a paper doll with no agency because they are a person please i’m so tired just leave them alone
my kink is when an npc gives you a side quest but you already completed it without the prompt so you can immediately turn it in for a reward
STORY TIME: in dragon age origins, you can do this for the urn of sacred ashes.
one of the biggest plot quests - to go find andraste’s ashes, deal with the dragon cult, pass the gauntlet - you can do it all just on your own, because some knight dude was talking to you about it and you thought it’d be cool.
which means, in redcliffe, when you’re working to cure eamon, and the quest for the ashes comes up in the discussion…
the game gives you an option to just whip the ashes out and be like do you mean THESE?!
Basically, your tv viewing doesn’t count for anything BUT your social media/online activity DOES. Don’t give the inauguration any attention, treat it like the sham it is. Don’t post anything on tumblr or twitter or facebook relating to trump or the presidency. Don’t watch online videos of his speech or reblog gifs of him, he loves that, especially if you are opposed to him.
