matty-murdockk:

I didn’t realize it was Gay Pride Day. It was like 150,000 men, all very excited. I was wearing a tank top, it was very hot out. Tight pair of jeans, ya know. And then I got chased by the street by a large man wearing a sock around his, uh….yeah, shouting “Captain Kirk!” as he was running.

davids-high-kick:

oops

mashamorevna:

Gatsby? What Gatsby?

ladyavenal:

perlockholmes:

deduction-to-seduction:

ohyeahiguessthatsfunny:

mishasteaparty:

*asexuality goes running off for a bit*

I’d like to do something to him over and over

my ears just had an orgasm

whisktangofoxtrot:

Some nice back

kaeho:

Mulan - One Woman Show

I’ll eventually do the rest…

fantomofthehiddles:

purelokial:

#me at every exam ever taken

reblogging again for the comment

wintersruins:

WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?! I LOVE YOU!

thegirlwhopondered:

companions and their gallifreyan name

lewis-tan:

“You betrayed my trust”

ourfragilehearts:

im-your-favorite-actor-and-i:

 

wizards-of-hogwarts:

CAN WE STOP FOR A SECOND AND JUST STARE AT HARRY?

training for the ballet, Potter?

^ if there is anyone who didn’t read that comment in Tom Felton’s voice then something is wrong.