Welcome to Night Vale - Horoscopes
Virgo: Go see a movie today. It's a great escape. Especially from all this pollution and UV radiation. Say, is that mole new?
Libra: Your dreams will be filled with prophetic visions. Write them down. Hopefully, there's some lottery numbers or some sports scores in there.
Scorpio: Curse you. Curse your family. Curse your children. And your children's children. Vile, vile, Scorpio.
Sagittarius: You've acquired massive food allergies. Eat well.
Capricorn: Those were not contact lenses you put in this morning. Best not think about this again.
Aquarius: The white ball will be under the middle shell. Trust the stars. Invest all your money in this lucrative street game.
Pisces: You've won a brand new car!
Aries: You will feel a haunting sadness about times gone by. Today's smell is wheat grass and toast.
Taurus: Today is your annual crime day. All Tauruses are exempt from laws today.
Gemini: You will meet someone today who will have no effect on your life and whom you will immediately forget. Retain hope for a possible future.
Cancer: I've gotta pay my phone bill and also get some more milk.
Leo: It's better that I don't read this aloud. Better that you not know. Tell your family that you love them.
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princeowl:

hannibal is such a serious business gritty gory show and the fandom is just

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tagged: +fandom  +hannibal 

nippled:

yeah you guys follow me on this site but will you follow me into battle?

spirknado:

God these kids today with their trek wars and their star star

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spockemon:

Star Trek | The Cage

tagged: +star trek  +tos 
musain:
“ Vote McDaniels: “Five Heads are Better Than One!”
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musain:

Vote McDaniels: “Five Heads are Better Than One!”

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zandraart:

welcome to night vale has weaved its way into my heart aaa

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milk-fro:

I needed to put this on my blog.

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE ONE. I WAS IN THE CAR LISTENING TO IT AND I WAS LIKE ‘WHAT THE FUCKING HELL’ OUT LOUD AND MY SISTER AND MY MOM GOT REALLY MAD BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

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tagged: +wtnv  +listen