egberts:

me: Okay I’ll just do this one last sidequest and then on to the main mission!
*completes sidequest*
*six more sidequests become available*
me, holding back tears, through gritted teeth: okay…. I’ll just do these last six sidequests and then

nonis:

Gravity test on my day off?
No problem 👌🏽

(nothing will stop them from relaxing)

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synaptosaur:

С днём рождения, милая @mustachossom

shoelight:

sleep is great because it’s like being dead without hurting your family

virgoassbitch:

My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao

pooplorf:

i want them to hold hands

stuckinaworldoffandoms:

what she says: I’m fine 

what she means: I don’t understand why they can’t professionally record broadway shows and release them to the public, there would be no need for bootlegs, broadway fans FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD could watch, it would help expand the theatre community and preserves something that is so beautiful and special to so many people.

mai-valentine:

someone: do you need to be so dramatic all the time?

me:

mallowninja:

has anyone done this yet

sherrybomb:

yarnlesbian:

sherrybomb:

the gay agenda:

1. kiss a cute person
2. nap

3. nap with the cute person you just kissed

good idea; you’re hired for the brainstorming team.