negrohorror-deactivated20200704:

I will save the songs that we can’t stop singing.

connorkawaii:

Altair: You’re a woman?! What sorcery is this?
Ezio Auditore,: ‘A man for my age’… Jerk…. ugh my back
Connor Kenway: What do you…women.. like? In terms of gifts?
Edward Kenway: I’m Captain Piss-Off
Desmond Miles: What’s the plural for animus? Animuses? Animi? What do you think Lucy?

nalbina:

BIOSHOCK 2 → Atlantic Express

paperseverywhere:

‘you left me to the wolves for a few months, I’m sure you can handle giving the ladies a few minutes of your time’

'so mister, where do you work? With muscles that handsome, I would bet it’s something like construction’

'no, I am a private investigator.’

…

*ladies burst into laughter*

'what— oh. no no nonono I’m a detective, a detective you hear!’

gottachasepigeons:

*nervous laughter*

hwoaarang:

dishonored tarot cards; I. Judgement- Emily Kaldwin

happymints:

HAPPYMINTS IPOD NANO GIVEAWAY!

Hello! I am hosting my first giveaway! I am a college student and college loans are killing me but I’m able to get by using the money I earn on FeaturePoints which you can read more about here. (It helps with my textbook expenses too! So I recommend it to all of students out there. Or maybe just for summer cash!) This giveaway is my way of giving back for all the blessings I receive. 

The giveaway is a 16GB iPod nano. I’ll buy it at the Apple store so you can have a color of your choice. I’ll either ship it to my house first or directly towards the winner. Whichever is cheaper and safer for the package.

To qualify for the giveaway, please read the rules below:

1. You must be following me. Nothing harmful on my blog I promise (I’m a scaredy-cat myself.)
2. ONLY reblogs count. No likes. Sorry. So reblog as much as you want. No giveaway blogs too. Let’s play fair.
3. The winner will be chosen via random pick using a generator. I will contact the winner using tumblr messages. And I’ll give them a 1 week to respond, if they don’t, then I’ll choose another winner.
4. Giveaway ends at 11:59 PM PST, June 29th, 2014. 
5. I ship worldwide, and I’ll take care of shipping costs as well. 
6. Good luck friends! and REBLOG! 

That’s it! Pretty simple right? Follow and Reblog!

raisinbrandy:

i see a lot of posts on tumblr along the lines of “let’s watch movies and make out” and yeah i can see the fun in that if the movie is boring but if the movie is REALLY GOOD and has a lot of intense action scenes or dialogue then don’t kiss me don’t tOUCH ME DON’T LOOK AT ME BECAUSE YOU BETTER BE WATCHING THE GODDAMN CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE ON THE SCREEN WE CAN HAVE SEX AFTER THE AVENGERS SAVE THE CITY

transboyatlas-remade-blog:

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