_{Amanda Seyfried | by Rudy Waks for Givenchy}

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

eggnaul-lidgemint:

[x]

wailinpark:

In case you’re wondering they were playing Go Fish.

justwaytd:

This will be us in a few hours

filthymitts:

troy baker + facial expressions

hawkeeffect:

Yes I’m literally this lazy that I recycled my old giveaway graphic but you know what it’s free stuff so just go with it.

ALL RIGHT, here’s the deal. I hit 2,000 followers last week which is absolutely crazy and I’m totally here to show you guys how much I appreciate you making my tumblr experience such a positive one, so IT’S GIVEAWAY TIME.

What You Can Win:

• Your choice of one Mass Effect or Assassin’s Creed Funko Pop! Vinyl Figure (ME: M!Shepard, Miranda, Tali, Grunt, or Garrus; AC: Connor, Edward, Ezio, Altair, or “Plague Doctor”)
• OR any one Dragon Age-related item on Etsy worth up to 15 USD
• OR any combination of item(s) from Quid Vis with a total collective value up to 15 USD

Rules:

• As this is a giveaway for my followers, you must be following me
• New followers are welcome, but please don’t only follow me for the giveaway and then bail, that’s very rude and would make me sad :(
• ONE like and ONE reblog count. You may reblog as many times as you like (just be mindful of your followers), but only one will count
• NO giveaway blogs, I will check
• Your ask box must be open, you must be willing to give me your address, and you must reply within 48 hours or I will pick another winner
• If you live outside the US you may still enter to win, however your choice of prizes will be limited to whether or not the seller ships worldwide and amount of potential extra cost

GIVEAWAY ENDS JULY 1ST AT 10PM EST. At that time I will pick TWO (2) winners and send out messages shortly after.

Good luck!

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endrae:

Apparently I just become one soul richer

foodffs:

4-ingredient blackberry ice cream

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

gristol:

“They bring the bodies here. With rough hands. Rough hands and cages. Some of them are still breathing. The water is so cold and it is the last thing they feel.”

shirospaladin-deactivated201702:

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

asheliah:

*buys all the games ive pirated*

a lannister always pays his debts

…you’re in one

hewdel:

arno