ewylouie:

critical mission failure

dorianpavus:

_{I’ve been in the circle since I was six. Six! For twenty years I was locked up. I never had a real drink, or cooked something for myself, never stood in the rain or… kissed a girl….}

Rise.

0rionis:

What Big Teeth You Have

_{Everybody knows you. Big Bad Wolf. (Listen)}

ruf1ohn1tram:

returning to a drawing after hours/days of not touching the canvas

abraesive:

you gOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE. YOU GOTTA DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND DUDE.

YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY,”WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?” 

NOT FUCKING THIS

sol-relay:

videogame graphic battle | vs. oldwolfs

round three ► typography

_{Is that you could be great… if you could just be a normal person for two seconds.}

spacedarlin:

no mom it’s not a phase

it’s a phaser

sorry mom gotta go the enterprise is waiting

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…

adbates15:

officalsailoramerica:

musesandlovelydays:

Guys, please I need your help. I know this isn’t Disneyland or DisneyWorld. It’s my dream college. I want to go to FIlm school, I want to become a director and it’s been my dream to become one. I have so much passion for film making It’s ridiculous. My dream college is over 1,101 miles away from where I live. At first my mother and I were not on the same perspective. She thought I was crazy and would never make it. However, the college called me and found interest in what I can do! I knew that was my chance, so I spoke to my mother again, and unfortunately she hardly agreed this time either. Then I thought of Tumblr, we got a kid to go to DIsneyland, and heck we got a girl a bird! So why not college? If this can get to over 100k notes she says she’ll get one step closer in letting me attend my dream college! I know this might be asking a lot but please help me show my mom that I can make it and chase after my dreams! One reblog can help so much! xx 

Please signal boost this everybody!

It takes two seconds, why wouldn’t I help you?

uminoko:

uminoko:

skeetsen:

sesemi7:

‘She is mine (to kill). Find him.’

“Она маньяк, дайте ей в лоб” (х)

BWAHAHAHA

Oh, yeah, English speakers—

the joke is that Sebstan’s Russian is so bad that it sounds like he’s saying “she’s a maniac, hit her in the head.”*

(*forehead, literally)

IT REALLY DOES THOUGH

“You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leaopard
But you’ll never be better than Commander Shepard”

omg

chignonesque:

The Wolf Among Us

“I thought we were all supposed to have a fresh start here. I can’t change the past.”

catbun:

_{Tʜᴇ Tᴜʀɪᴀɴs}

_{- turians are best known for their military role, particularly their contributions of soldiers and starships to the Citadel Fleet. They are respected for their public service ethic, but are sometimes seen as imperialist or rigid by other races.}