critical mission failure
I’ve been in the circle since I was six. Six! For twenty years I was locked up. I never had a real drink, or cooked something for myself, never stood in the rain or… kissed a girl….
returning to a drawing after hours/days of not touching the canvas
you gOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE. YOU GOTTA DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND DUDE.
YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY,”WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?”
NOT FUCKING THIS
Is that you could be great… if you could just be a normal person for two seconds.
no mom it’s not a phase
it’s a phaser
sorry mom gotta go the enterprise is waiting
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…
Guys, please I need your help. I know this isn’t Disneyland or DisneyWorld. It’s my dream college. I want to go to FIlm school, I want to become a director and it’s been my dream to become one. I have so much passion for film making It’s ridiculous. My dream college is over 1,101 miles away from where I live. At first my mother and I were not on the same perspective. She thought I was crazy and would never make it. However, the college called me and found interest in what I can do! I knew that was my chance, so I spoke to my mother again, and unfortunately she hardly agreed this time either. Then I thought of Tumblr, we got a kid to go to DIsneyland, and heck we got a girl a bird! So why not college? If this can get to over 100k notes she says she’ll get one step closer in letting me attend my dream college! I know this might be asking a lot but please help me show my mom that I can make it and chase after my dreams! One reblog can help so much! xx
Please signal boost this everybody!It takes two seconds, why wouldn’t I help you?
‘She is mine (to kill). Find him.’
“Она маньяк, дайте ей в лоб” (х)
BWAHAHAHA
Oh, yeah, English speakers—
the joke is that Sebstan’s Russian is so bad that it sounds like he’s saying “she’s a maniac, hit her in the head.”*
(*forehead, literally)
IT REALLY DOES THOUGH
“You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leaopard
But you’ll never be better than Commander Shepard”
omg
The Wolf Among Us
“I thought we were all supposed to have a fresh start here. I can’t change the past.”