“what do you look for in a man”
well, another man, mostly
I read a lot of fanfiction
“what do you look for in a man”
well, another man, mostly
I read a lot of fanfiction
“No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.”
Robin Williams ( July 21st 1951 - August 11th 2014)
i’m into girls and guys but i’m also really into pasta
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
“Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them.”
these are the best jokes ever
please, please stop reblogging things with the “genie you’re free” quote on it. stop making them. stop acting, even implicitly, like suicide is “freedom” from a life with mental illness
this should be obvious
Good morning from a very rainy day in Boston…… feeling super sleepy and happy
Fall Out Boy singles + first and last lines part one.