local-murderer:

I’m bulletproof, nothing to loose
Fire away, fire away
Ricochet, you take your aim
Far away, far away

You shoot me down, but I won’t fall
I am titanium
me: ugh he is such a dorky little shit, he is literally a piece of trash and i cant stand his face
friend: so you hate him?
me: no hes my favorite character
nicca11y:
“ Anders,Justice and blood mage Hawke.
”

nicca11y:

Anders,Justice and blood mage Hawke.

employer: so what's your motivation to get a job
me: i need money to buy my stupid video game shit
tagged: +LITERALLY ME NOW 

moonofficial:

i want extremely explicit gay representation in popular media and i want to make every fucking straight person uncomfortable

tagged: +yes please??? 

I think it’s useful, as a famous person, to have as little separation between the perception of you and how you really are - because otherwise I’d be sitting here thinking I’m keeping secrets, and wondering when you’re going to find out.

tagged: +daniel radcliffe 

cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

moooogle:

“What, are you going to be playing video games when you’re in your thirties?”

Uh, yeah.

esteljune:

A thousand terrors I mean to cure.

Today my friend and I went to watch TMNT aaaaaand
WE DID'N EXPECT THIS BUT IT’S ACTUALLY KINDA GOOD WOW funny jokes and amazing special effects and the Turtles are not so scary as they seemed