turing-tested:

turing-tested:

im gonna take this moment and do something I’ve been meaning to for a while now

I’d like to clear the air and clarify my stance because I know a lot of you are probably wanting to know this too, so here it is

i don’t LIKE elmo. i wouldn’t even say he’s one of my top ten muppets I’d hang out with. he’s a benevolent chaos god in the body of a four year old, and he quite possibly has the ability to overcome death it’s self as evidence by his goldfish being alive for 25 fucking years

BUT for this very reason, I RESPECT elmo. he’s cheerful, regardless of what lays under his decieving fur, he loves kids, and most importantly he is RED. (A trait I both appreciate, and admire)

i don’t like Elmo. I respect him. Would I hang out with him? Probably not.

I hope this clears stuff up and if anyone has questions feel free to hit me up! I don’t mind clarifying if you still are confused

im so fucking sorry this was supposed to go on my puppet blog oh my god

magefire:

hey reblog with ur zodiac sign and favorite dragon age character

terramythos:

They call me handsome because I have some hands

watchyourattitude:

dracofidus:

England, and from what I hear, Europe, is undergoing a heatwave.

Temperatures in the UK are around 30°C. Where I am it’s gonna hit 32°C in the next couple of hours.

To you Americans, you Australians, that’s nothing. It’s a mild day, we’re weak, whatever, I’ve heard it all, the thing is, WE AREN’T EQUIPPED TO DEAL WITH THIS.

The average temperature in the UK in July is 17°C. It is in the 30’s today. We simply are not used to it. We are used to rain and sleet and hail and wind, not heat. And our heat is a damp heat. A humid heat.

Because of all the sea around us we have an extremely humid climate if it gets warm. The air literally feels heavy right now. I am struggling to cool down because the humidity is fucking with my sweat, and as a trans man, the high amounts of water in the air, combined with my binder make it difficult to breathe, and I assume a lot of asthmatic people have a similar problem.

When temperatures in the UK are like this, people die. Don’t laugh about it. It is serious. It may not seem like much to you, it may not seem warm to you, but in a similar heatwave in 2013, 760 people died.

Our infrastructure is not built to cope with this. The house I live in, for instance, was built when the Thames still used to freeze over. It was built to be warm. The walls are thick, the windows are small, some rooms don’t even have windows that open, it was built with no though to air circulation, and this is one of the most common types of home in the UK. The UK government subsidises insulation. People fill every gap in their home with stuff that will keep the heat in. And nobody - literally nobody - has aircon. A lot of businesses don’t even have it. We have no use for it 99.9% of the time. Hell, I don’t even own a desk fan or even a hand held fan.

It is very different here to where you are. And we are used to and equipped for very different things. Instead of laughing, teach us how to stay cool. Instead of making jokes or quips, make info posts, and things that will help us.

Remember, this may be an average day to you, but to us it’s a heatwave. We cannot cope. And for some, particularly children and the elderly, it’s literally a matter of life and death.

Repeating this cause there’s another heatwave going on in Europe at the moment. This is reality for us.

marsixm:

hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day

sylferino:

you-are-mistaken:

There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness

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The Floor is Atlas Giving Us A Homosexual Dating Option

thehidingcat:

The Phantom Thieves: “We’re gonna stop those shitty adults!”

Me, who has become an adult since playing Persona 4:

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prmptoargentum:

hey remember that time prompto smacked nocts ass and quoted star wars within a span of like 10 seconds