meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

volpestarks:

Kalahira, this one's heart is pure, but beset by wickedness and contention. Guide this one to where the traveler never tires, the lover never leaves, the hungry never starve.

skaylark:

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

this is an accurate summary of my entire approach to life

howunpleasant:

“this is my favorite character i love him so much i want to see him distressed and in emotional pain (⊙ω⊙✿)”

*character undergoes distress and emotional pain* nO I TAKE IT BACK BABY PLEASE

fus-ro-dragonage:

chaz-gelf:

satumitsumi:

rpdofficer:

killthefandoms:

hwoaarang:

major turn offs

  • timed missions
  • manual save points
  • chase sequences

Escort Missions

FORCED FUCKING CO-OP.

Unskippable cutscenes…

“Don’t lose sight of the target, but also don’t get too close or they’ll get spooked”

i love how most of these are assassin’s creed related

snogfairy:

but imagine, really imagine your OTP….

  • leaning their foreheads together, completely out of breath after a long kiss
  • waking up together after their first time
  • as grandparents
  • holding hands romantically for the first time
  • falling asleep on the couch
  • staring at each other from across the room like the lovestruck idiots they are
  • meeting again after being separated for a year
  • being incrediblybly, absolutely, blissfully happy