do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned
do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned
Kalahira, this one's heart is pure, but beset by wickedness and contention. Guide this one to where the traveler never tires, the lover never leaves, the hungry never starve.
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
this is an accurate summary of my entire approach to life
“this is my favorite character i love him so much i want to see him distressed and in emotional pain (⊙ω⊙✿)”
*character undergoes distress and emotional pain* nO I TAKE IT BACK BABY PLEASE
major turn offs
- timed missions
- manual save points
- chase sequences
Escort Missions
FORCED FUCKING CO-OP.
Unskippable cutscenes…
“Don’t lose sight of the target, but also don’t get too close or they’ll get spooked”
i love how most of these are assassin’s creed related
but imagine, really imagine your OTP….
- leaning their foreheads together, completely out of breath after a long kiss
- waking up together after their first time
- as grandparents
- holding hands romantically for the first time
- falling asleep on the couch
- staring at each other from across the room like the lovestruck idiots they are
- meeting again after being separated for a year
- being incrediblybly, absolutely, blissfully happy