IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care
IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care
Dragon Age: Inquisition | The Dawn Will Come
Sung by Mother Giselle, Leliana, and Cullen.
[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]
i wish real life was more like dragon age 2, in that there are no heterosexuals unless you specifically download one
i feel like this is important and everyone should see this
yo cmon guys it’s been out for 48 hours where’s the mod for my girl inquisitor to get some dorian lovin’
dragon age inquisition is so big i will literally never finish this game. i will be playing this game for the rest of my life. i’m gonna be eighty years old and still hopping up the sides of mountains in redcliffe. “not now, children, grandma’s gotta gather elfroot”
Rough night, huh?#I WILL NEVER STOP YELLING ABOUT HOW IMPORTANT THIS SCENE WAS#asher may say a lot of stupid shit#and act really immature#buT THE MAN KNOWS HOW IMPORTANT CONSENT IS#like even after she tells him to come over to the couch#he still just sits next to her#hes concerned about her#wants to know if she wants to talk about it#SHE has to initiate the sex#say what you want about asher millstone#but this boy gets it#hes better than like 85% of the guys ive met tbh
i had to equip this armor on dorian because the stats were so good, but i’m pretty sure he’s never going to forgive me, nor will i ever truly forgive myself
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
SHOTS FIRED