mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??
me: video gaem
mom: no vid game, child.
me: money
mom: 4 what
me: for video gm ae
mom: outsmarted agen

cassandrapentaghast:

imagine your otp spooning and person a is about to fall asleep when person b quietly whispers a pun into their ear

erentopsrivaille:

larryrickardfan:

allmymetaphors:

I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college

What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either

This is the most accurate post I have ever seen

me

fangirling-phoenix:

superwholockbiatch999:

poemsingreenink:

askclint:

roman-rory-fallen-angel:

mishakaleins:

When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider

I need this in my life

That sounds fucking terrifying.

The lullaby should be in Russian.

This is like my 10th time Reblogging but it’s too good not to

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thatsickbeat:

This last year has been a process of following my impulses. For a year I wanted to cut my hair. Don’t know why, but I did. And so finally I gave into it. I felt like for a very long time I wanted to try living in New York, so eventually I gave in to it. And then I just sort of started feeling like I wanted another cat, so I got her, and she’s so great.

neizu:
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neizu:

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kaiidth:

game of thrones + dragon age ii quote swap

“She would die as she had lived, with an axe in her hand and a laugh upon her lips.”

dragonagestuff:

lutecestofficial:

This is still my favorite video of all time

OH YOU

dragon age graphics challenge: [1/15] a quote from about your favorite character 

Flemeth: It is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly.

ketchuprocket:

When you decide to go on Tumblr while people are nightblogging

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therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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